The news in brief:
Attack of the fairly-normal-sized rats
Politicians surprise no-one
Pot calls kettle black
Mad dictator threatens the entire world
The Oscars happened
11 year-old correctly identifies that woman are, in fact,
people
News outlet indulges in a bit of cyber-bullying
Remember last week when scientists said it was okay to not shower
ever day?
Women are shamed for not showering every day!
Astrophysicist has pretty laid back boyfriend
Judge rules in favour of common sense
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Medieval morality really fucking hates dancing
Mayor of London
may or may not be a wizard
Filthy fucking hypocrites
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Cat is pretty fucking old
Mad suggestion that parents know their children best…
Man pisses of entire city
Homophobic bellend caught on camera
Woman forgets how to person
Study states the obvious: fresh air and sunshine is good for
you
Olive oil is good for you again (shortest scare ever!)
Nudes in brief: Taylor Hill
And finally: giant remote controlled Seagull terrorises Cornwall
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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