The news in brief:
Science changes its mind again - now video games are bad for you
But cheese is good for you again, so that's something
Study states the obvious: don't spend more than you earn
Kanye really wants Beyoncé to win something
Four sex parties a year hardly seems excessive
Spectacular custody battle finally over – and the results are Amazing
Media glorifies violent, criminal behaviour
Don’t flush shit down the loo (well, you can flush literal shit, just not other shit…)
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Terrorists steal the Internet
To be fair, bus is more red than pink…
Priest swears it wasn’t him
Hardware store braces for mad rush on rope, duct tape and cable tidies
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
MPs don’t want to do MP stuff anymore
Article didn’t read its own headline
BAFTA watchers can’t handle the fucking swearing
Economy a bit shit
Internet bellends finally doing something useful
Australia apparently part of Europe now
It’s weird, because ‘mixed faith’ isn’t that hard a concept…
Nudes in brief: protesters
And finally: the universe is smiling after all
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
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