The news in brief:
Mentalist dictatorship launches tourism website
Economist predict the obvious
Parents are pretty fucking awesome
Anonymous Internet fucktards are terrible people
Turns out being a terrorist isn’t much fun
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Product placement masquerading as news (even if it is really
fucking cool)
Study states the obvious: snacking makes you fat
Turns out the backs of babies’ heads are really offensive
(or maybe it’s the sight of slightly rumpled jumpers that might offend other
diners)
And of course, anonymous Internet fucktards are terrible
people
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Mice caught on camera outside a restaurant… wait, why is
this news?!
Mix up makes man very happy
Kid learns the hard way not to be a cock
Queen may not be queen after all
Anti-capitalist doesn’t like being questioned about his £5000.00
a month flat
Stop the press: snow expected in December!
BBC investigates as fictional character’s rights may have
been violated
For £5.00 a cup, tea leaves had better be something pretty
fucking special
Stephen Hawking warns us about Skynet
Nudes in brief: Madonna
And finally: man finally squeezes twenty year old spot
Reading the news so you
don’t have to…
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