You know how it works… when I’m on holiday, so is The news
in brief. We’ll end the week with this week’s celebrity special, and then we’ll
be back on the 22nd with a round up of the day’s news.
The news in brief
celebrity special: 
Side boob is not news 
Woman has legs 
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty 
Woman wears dress 
Woman doesn’t dress appropriately for the weather 
Woman updates social media 
Young, sexual active couple expecting a child 
Stop the press: man carries some shopping  
Woman’s clothes and figures described at length. Man’s name
is apparently description enough. 
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out 
Racy music video is racy
Woman dresses appropriately for the weather 
Woman fails to live up to media’s narrow definition of
beauty 
Celebrity forgets that her hair, clothes and make up must be
meticulous at ALL times 
Woman wears hat
Woman’s personal trauma is somehow our business 
Photographer catches parent parenting 
You know, judging a 7-year-old’s outfit is kinda creepy and
weird 
Isn’t it normal to be ‘make-up free’ when you’re jogging
Scandal: woman wears same outfit TWICE! 
Nudes in brief: Pixie Lott (nearly)
And finally: woman buys Christmas tree…. At Christmas!  
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…   
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