The news in brief 7th July 2014

The news in brief: 

Man won the tennis

Man upset he didn’t win the tennis

Boeing 737s make bid for freedom

Many people grateful that dude is good at his job

Hilarious tattoo is hilarious  

Article states the obvious: old things are sometimes valuable

News outlet abandons written word for advert-laden videos

Paid-for service request payment

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Newspaper doesn’t like your holiday snaps

Some little cunt needs a clip round the ear

Police take passive-aggressive Facebook comments to the next level

Glowing bin probably not portal to heaven

Be sure to charge your phone before you get on the ‘plane…

Inappropriate images of Orinoco found on Great Uncle Bulgaria’s hard-drive

Study suggests sugar makes you… something… something… 

Pro tip: Cambridge, Essex and London not actually in France

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Shock: pensioners are people too

Misleading headline misses out some pretty pertinent information

Science starting to kick cancer’s arse

Nudes in brief: Kourtney Kardashian

‘Video games make people do bad things’ bullshit rears its ugly head again

Study suggests sugar makes you… something… something…

Diana Watch 2014: still ‘dead’

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