The news in brief 25th July 2014

The news in brief:

News more concerned by woman’s appearance than what she had to say

News website indulges in a bit of cyberbullying

Study states the obvious: your hormones can be shifty bastards

‘Kind gesture’ was unfortunately ‘creepy as fuck’

The sun nearly destroyed all of modern civilisation

US prepares to bomb the sun

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Man has a real-life Light Cycle

Bureaucracy: 1, common sense: 0  

Local authority not too sure how cats work

Shop agrees to use person-shaped mannequins

Terrible human being forgets how to person

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Pro tip: ‘day of rage’ probably not going to help calm things down

Thor expresses his opinion of selfies

Economy is apparently all fixed now   

Giant puppets invade Liverpool

Surrounded by death and tragedy and misery… life found a way

The importance of changing your underwear everyday clearly cannot be overstated

Despicable woman forgets how to parent

Man confused by mirrors

Nudes in brief: Charisma Carpenter

Diana Watch 2014: ‘still’ ‘dead’

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