The news in brief:
Bureaucracy 1: Common sense: 0
School clearly run by a bunch of dicks
5 year-old punished for parent’s actions
Child ostracised from his peers to ‘prevent embarrassment’
The news in brief clearly has a bee in its bonnet about a
news story…
Exclusive: antiquated sexist attitudes alive and well in 21st
Century England
Old man challenges Internet’s preconceptions
Tragedy strikes another airliner. The news in brief has
nothing but condolences for the victims and families…
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Pro tip: having sex with you pupils is very, very wrong
‘Straight White Guy Festival’ may or may not be a thing
Woman regrets dress purchase
Best headline ever: man makes giant fart machine to pump at France
The news in brief writer has to take a short break after
writing: man makes giant fart machine to pump at France
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
No. Four-year-olds don’t need a fucking graduation ceremony
Commonwealth games make Scotland seem pretty awesome
Employment laws apply to everyone equally
25 degrees Celsius is pretty hot, but it’s not ‘do myself a grievous
injury hot’…
Snakes found outside
Study states the obvious: you need to cook meat properly
Nudes in brief: Kris Jenner
Diana Watch 2014: probably not still alive
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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