The news in brief:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles not responsible for 9/11
Britain
dodges ebola bullet
Newsflash: punching a kid half your age is NOT cool
Internet has upside down priorities
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Frivolous lawsuit
Minor customer service mishap blown out of all proportion
Outrage as rules are applied fairly
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Possibly hypothetical sky-wizard unavailable for comment
Pro tip: stay off the fucking railway tracks!
Child distressed by facts of life
£75.00?! The stuff falls out of the goddamned sky!
Outrage as man has opinions about stuff
Twitter shits a kitten as celebrities oversimplify
complicated situation
Black cats take rubbish selfies (apparently)
Thor expresses his opinion of pigs
News website still oversaturated with football stories
Weather due to become more autumn-ish over the next few
months
Terrible human being abuses power
Doctors told to practice what you preach – ‘cause you know,
freedom and all that
Here’s a thought: menus not to blame – you are
Nudes in brief: Miranda Kerr (even though she has
little-to-no reason to be pictured, let alone nude)
Diana Watch 2014: all signs point to dead
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
No comments:
Post a Comment