The news in brief:
Man tries to solve relationship problem – like a complete
arsehole
Environmental group surprised to learn that LEGO is made out
of plastic
Man not quite as fit as he was 15 years ago
School is run by heartless wanker
Comedian strikes back!
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Child’s bereavement is somehow our business
Child ages at entirely normal rate
Media makes some pretty dangerous accusations
Journalist has a moment of weakness
Dragons, broomsticks, flowers and scuba gear wash up on the
beach
Once again, the news in brief feels the need to point out
that LEGO is made out of oil
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Beef will kill us all
Man speaks out from the heart
Football rivals put aside their differences to show the
world that not all humans are terrible
Hilarious car advert is hilarious (and maybe a wee bit
insensitive)
West Midlands supernatural hotspot (apparently)
Hospital staff forget how to person
Bigot removed from aircraft
Newspaper’s love affair with discount supermarket pretty
much over (they built them up and now they’ll knock them back down…)
Nudes in brief: Charlotte Joines, 32, from Portsmouth
Diana Watch 2014: still making headlines. Still dead.
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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