The news in brief:
Heterosexual couple undermines the sanctity of marriage
Wild speculation reported as fact
Queen photobombs a selfie
Study states the obvious: good food is good for you
Another aeroplane tragedy – once again the news in brief sends
its condolences
The news in brief is starting to think B. A. Baracus was
onto something
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Internet shows us not all human beings are awful people
Turns out 80% of the Commonwealth nations are arseholes
Spelling not a priority when challenging the establishment
Grieving sister rightly outraged
Attention-seeking hyperbitch strikes again
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Economy not so shit
Chief condom-tester’s job not as awesome as it sounds
Irony lost as feminist tell women what their not allowed to
think
Circumcision goes horribly wrong
Say what now?! Terrorists order all women in nation to
submit to genital mutilation
Nudes in brief: Imogen Anthony
Pot calls kettle black
Terrible human being forgets how to person
Advertisement poses as news
Diana Watch 2014: still dead
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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