The news in brief:
The earth completes another orbit of the sun
BBC confuses 'New Year's Eve celebrations' with ' letting singer plug his new album'
£1.8 million burned up over the Themes
PM repeats popular opinion
Public celebrates entirely arbitrary start/end date of the Georgian calender
Trains tickets are fucking expensive
Newspaper's scaremongering pretty much a blatant lie
Clearly made up statistic
Man pads his CV
Medieval morality applied to social media
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
It's still winter
People enjoyed Sherlock
Nudes in brief: Lady Gaga
Only a matter of time before we're balls deep in burned out caravans
Diana Watch 2014: still dead
Twerking is apparently news now
Colorado gets totally high, man
Hippy bullshit
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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