The news in brief:
Hide and seek taken to new extremes
Doctors change teenager's face for bullies
Society's narrow definition of beauty reinforced
Games console misses the point
Media drums up anti-immigration feeling
German PM is unstoppable force of nature
Small number of Accident and Emergency repeat offenders = convenient scapegoat
It's still winter
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Online bullying is NOT okay (unless you're a newspaper doing it)
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Huge firm makes billing error - paper runs obligatory picture of sad-faced man holding the bill
Unstoppable mutant super-rats attack!
As Edinburgh returns to normal - the UK wonders 'what was in that bag?!'
Old lady laughs in the face of nature
42 INCH LEGS!
Newspaper renders statistic useless by omitting relevant information
Wanna watch brutal CCTV footage? See it here folks!
Newspaper panders to the lowest common denominator
House for sale
Man starts new job
Diana Watch 2014: 'still' dead
Thigh gap not enough. Now you need a bikini bridge! - GET THINNER!
Man invents awesome new dating tactic
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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