The news in brief:
Mainstream media can't be arsed to spellcheck
Horrific execution described in great detail (complete with typos)
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Small businesses prepare to get shafted
The English are quite good at acting
Man has worst. sister. ever.
Religion's bodycount remains static... oh no, wait, there's been a bombing :(
Backheeling a crisis to your grandkids is not the same as 'solving'
For one old soldier, the war is finally over
Study proves what cat owners everywhere already know
Big store makes tasteless decision
Government agency does its job
Diana Watch 2014: all signs point to 'still dead'
Future PM promises to lower share price of public owned business
US military has that gun from Fifth Element (kinda)
Study proves what kids everywhere already know
Women need to focus on careers AND have babies whilst they're young
Study proves what new parents everywhere already know
Polish MP says stop talking smack about my people; you lazy, fat bastards
Kids don't play outside anymore
The news in brief team stops being terrible people for a few seconds to wish that missing 3 year old is found safe and well
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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