The news in brief:
Dog destroys house
Man eats car
Man has no idea how bottle got stuck in anus
Journalist would rather totalitarian dictatorship than take spectacles to the supermarket
Crunchie bar upstages panellist
Under occupancy charge a bit heavy handed
Public doesn't like being told what they think
Bloody hell - Niagara Falls freezes over!
People liked film
Media's war against teachers continues
Likeable celebrity is having a baby!
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
BBC interviews terrorist puppet
Marijuana sales skyrocket
'0% fat' is apparantly misleading people about sugar content
Satirical comedy is not historically accurate
Diana Watch 2014: 'still' dead
Judge shits on law from a great height
Gang members behave exactly as expected
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Man evicted from house
Woman has understandable reaction
Nudes in brief: Jasmine Waltz
Study states the obvious
Man being gay is apparently news now
Chinese man survives wicked head injury
Woman needs to buy dictionary
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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