The news in brief exclusive:
After a UKIP member's suggestion that gay marriage is the root cause of all the bad weather we've been having, The news in brief team have carried out "extensive research" into what else gay marriage might be responsible for:
Earthquakes
Smallpox
Forest fires
Rabies
Zombie apocalypses
Stable home environments
Wasps
Mumm-Ra
Well-rounded children
The fall of Rome
The Autobot/Decepticon War
Strong, loving relationships
The Dalek Empire
Global warming
Hurricanes
The hole in the ozone layer
Joint financial responsibility
Teenage pregnancy
John Wilkes Booth
More weddings (people love weddings)
Batman Forever
The murder of officer Alex Murphy
Reading the news, so you don't have to....
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