The news in brief:
Article suggests meat comes from animals
Exposé suggests people like sex
Celebrities sure do get married a lot
Diana has to share the dead celebrity spotlight
Whatever happened to public service announcements?
Diametrically opposed politicians disagree
Hero saved lives by shortening war – WITH MATHS!
Freedom of speech means tolerating viewpoints you might disagree
with
Best. Wedding cake. Ever.
Man is a bit of a legend. Can the Internet do a whip round,
please?
Giant rat: inferior. Giant rat trap: superior
Doctors haven’t heard of these pesky ‘human rights’ things
Cookies are a sometimes food
Public figure apparently isn’t allowed a day off
Text messages are deadly killers
Look, if it’s in the Oort Cloud, it’s not going to be
earth-like, okay?!
Spring weather a bit wintery and a bit summery (no shit)
58 year-old didn’t have ID
Dictator probably barmy
Red top tabloid not so hot with the fact-checking
Nudes in brief: Jodie Marsh
Really big ship!
Foxes: 1, human: 0
Dolphin situation remains ‘pretty hairy’
Elvis watch 2014: ‘still dead’
Reading the news so
you don’t have to….
