Today's news in brief: 
Seems like every time The news in brief takes a break, we come back to find the world has gone to hell again. Suffices to say that religion’s bodycount continues to mount.
Terrible human being forgets how to person 
People still banging on about this Brexit thing 
Men quit his jobs
Last man standing apparently not strong enough 
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Fucking on the telly still not a good idea 
2016 strikes again 
Politician full of shit 
Journalist tells politician that he's full of shit 
Cleavage is actually news (for once)
More goddamned optical illusions 
Space is totally fucking amazing
Shop's social media team drops the mic 
Telescope is pretty fucking big 
Diana Watch 2016: newspaper still making money off her memory. Still dead. 
Study states the obvious: wasting less food reduces food costs 
Stars in their bras: Ruby Rose
And finally: America celebrates Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum day…
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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