Today's news in brief:
First a wannabe axe murderer wounds a bunch of people on a train in Germany, then a fatal shooting in Lincolnshire and now a young family stabbed up in France?! What the actual fuck is going on, Europe?
Nothing like a coup to justify a clampdown...
Brexit thing still pissing people off
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Power to indiscriminately kill millions higher priority than NHS
Pictures of half-naked teenaged girls universally used to illustrate ‘god it's fucking hot’ stories
God it's fucking hot
Internet still obsessed with new mobile app
Economy marginally less shit
Speech a little bit similar
Trains ‘totally shit’
Politician ‘quite a bit racist ‘
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Photograph sure has a lot of white people…
People act like pricks on the Internet
Wasps are clearly evil masterminds
Backwards belief system treats women like crap
Stars in their bras: Miranda Kerr
And finally: Woman has a very hairy pussy (cat)
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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