Today's news in brief: 
Internet obsessed with new mobile app 
Dead body doesn't feature in original pokédex 
Actor wants to have cake and eat it
Even the lamest mule can't lose a one-horse race 
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace 
Portugal better at football than expected
Jam, Jerusalem and Organised Crime 
Economy still pretty shit
Breaking news: 1986 was thirty years ago
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount 
Man needs new job 
Idiots spoil it for everyone else 
Product placement is not news
Scaremongering bullshit 
Indistinct blur probably not a ghost 
Face-swaps are NOT news
Study states the obvious: it's shit living near a main road 
Stars in their bras: Jessica Simpson
And finally: man A-Teams the world into a slightly better place 
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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