The news in brief:
Newsflash: science applied fictitiously IS science fiction
Get naked and drink coffee!
School probably not responsible for child being soft
Wild speculation!
Looking for 250 foot plane on a whole planet not that
straight forward
Space is fucking cool
Mountain a bit treacherous
Woman loves dogs a bit too much
School boy suspended for suggesting ‘education is good for
kids’
No fat ladies :(
Another Britain ’s
Got Talent fix story… sigh
Ending of TV show still totally confusing
Study suggests eating sensibly is a Good Idea
Newspaper rediscovers use of the word ‘allegedly’
People act like cunts on the Internet
Nudes in brief: Amanda Seyfried
Man’s manhood is none of our business
Estate agent should probably tidy up first – WHY IS THIS
NEWS?!
Precocious child receives ironic letter
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Man eyes up cake
Crazy weirdos do some crazy ass shit
Diana Watch 2014: still pretty dead
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
