The news in brief:
More spending cuts ahoy!
Celebrity cook admits to a bit of the ol' charlie horse
Wintery weather to hit this winter
Public designs shit flags
'Alleged' killer pretty much confesses (but still pleads not guilty)
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
New consoles go all Teletubby on us
(Santa's going to get the blame again)
Newspaper celebrates conformity to social expectations
People like their gadgets
Sick old man still not dead yet
Water found on distant planets
Exo-planets have shit names
First world problem resolved
Attention seeking hyperbitch gets buckets of hate mail
Attention seeking hyperbitch for Prime Minister
Family takes naff Christmas card picture
Nudes in brief: Sam Faiers
Diana Watch 4th December 2013: still pretty much dead
No really, bitch stop fucking
Athlete happy that we're happy for him
Blurry shadow probably not a ghost
Work until you're 70 (maybe)
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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