The news in brief celebrity special:
 
 Man with obscene amount of money dresses nicely
 
 Man with less money also dresses nicely
 
 Celebrity couple not dressed nicely 
 
 Actress wears clothes 
 
 Model doesn't 
 
 Internet grieves for tragic celebrity death 
 
 Internet doesn't give a shit about less famous guy 
 
 Woman wears dress 
 
 Singer sorry for tossy comments 
 
 Breaking news: Women wear swimsuits 
 
 Actress gets some shopping in 
 
 Shock: Recently separated husband DOESN'T wear wedding ring 
 
 Woman wears lipstick 
 
 Newspaper makes wild speculation about celebrity's private life
 
 Woman DOESN'T live up to media's narrow definition of beauty 
 
 Woman DOES live up to media's narrow definition of beauty 
 
 Paparazzi intrudes on family day out 
 
 Actress' manicure is apparently news now 
 
 Newspaper stretches definition of 'matching' to breaking point 
 
 Last week it was news that a woman was hiding her baby bump - now it's news that one isn't?! 
 
 Reading the 'news' so you don't have to...
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