The news in brief:
Family reuses hat
Woman wears the same dress twice
Celebrity Deathmatch: The Doctor vs Coronation Street
Spies do underhanded stuff
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Woman comes into some money
Shock: Tall people have deeper voices
Scientists uncover the bloody obvious
Racy advert shown AFTER watershed
Misleading headline implicates innocent shop
Diana Watch 3rd December 2013: sold a dress from beyond the grave
Nudes in brief: University netball team, Gillian Anderson, an eel
Man stares gift horse square in the mouth
Meaningless headline contains no actual information
Attention seeking hyperbitch might have crossed a line
Performers to perform at performance
Shop not guilty
Doctors to gather in London to discuss a cure for homosexuality
Doctors presumably want cure for brown eyes, lefthandedness and feet
Child's private life is apparently our business
Red top paper in the shit
Potty mouthed news pundit suggest parents to fucking blame
Wintery weather forecast
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