The news in brief Horoscope special:
Aries: Chill the fuck out
Taurus: You need a holiday
Gemini: Stop spending money, bitch
Cancer: You gonna get some sexy time
Leo: Chill the fuck out; you need a holiday
Virgo: You gonna get some sexy time, but stop spending money, bitch
Libra: You need a holiday, but keep an eye on the old folk
Scorpio: Chill the fuck out
Sagittarius: Chill the fuck out
Capricorn: Chill the fuck out
Aquarius: Put down the fork
Pisces: Stop chilling the fuck out
Reading the horoscopes so you don't have to...
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