The news in brief Christmas countdown #6 
Outrage as most popular song looks set to be number 1 
'Black Eyed Friday' sees Alcohol Recovery Centres and extra police on the streets 
Shoppers push, crush and shove each other in mad panic
January Sales start today - people who already bought stuff demand refunds 
Consume! 
Pogues, Mariah Carey and Wizzard return to the charts (shock horror)
Families hate each other 
Chefs make giant cake 
We might have some weather 
e-cards are officially shit 
If you're not going to write a personal message, don't fucking bother (suggest etiquette expert) 
Post office states the fucking obvious 
Reindeer rescued from inferno 
Doctor Who's going to be on 
Reading the Christmas news so you don't have to...
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