The news in brief Christmas countdown #6
Outrage as most popular song looks set to be number 1
'Black Eyed Friday' sees Alcohol Recovery Centres and extra police on the streets
Shoppers push, crush and shove each other in mad panic
January Sales start today - people who already bought stuff demand refunds
Consume!
Pogues, Mariah Carey and Wizzard return to the charts (shock horror)
Families hate each other
Chefs make giant cake
We might have some weather
e-cards are officially shit
If you're not going to write a personal message, don't fucking bother (suggest etiquette expert)
Post office states the fucking obvious
Reindeer rescued from inferno
Doctor Who's going to be on
Reading the Christmas news so you don't have to...
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