The news in brief celebrity special:
Zombie cook
Human being eats junk food whilst miserable
Man buys wife FLOWERS!
Woman celebrates with a tipple
Most popular song tops popular chart
Couple gets married
Woman wears sexy clothes to nightclub
Paparazzi intrudes on woman's privacy
Woman wears bikini AT THE BEACH!
Runner-up looks disappointed
Photo of couple smiling
Divorce is somehow our business
Woman is 48
Woman conforms to media's narrow definition of beauty
Singer buys product available on the highstreet
Actress wears trousers
Celebrity spends money as she sees fit
Unfounded speculation about a couple who may or may not be still together
Paparazzi haven't caught couple in a while
Woman changes her hair
Celebrity goes within 10 feet of dance partner
Woman gets taxi!
Woman has nipples
Man wears jumper
Keeping the Sunday papers in business, so you don't have to...
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