The news in brief:
Brontosaurus is totally a Dinosaur again (maybe)
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch strikes again
General public continues to feed the troll
Study states the obvious: good food is good for you
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Election campaign proceeds exactly as expected
Economy continues to suck
Pro tip: if you’re going to have 17 girlfriends – prepare for
everything!
EU hates gardeners, golfers and old people
Dog really wanted biscuits
Fancy restaurants to get all McDonalds-y
Hardcore sportsman performs minor surgery on himself
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Self-righteous cunts judge sick person
Homeowner has really shitty day
Giant slugs will kill us all!
Political party has pretty loose grasp of economics
Weather ‘entirely normal for time of year’
Corn will save us all!
Bumper crop of body shaming stories
Stop the press: swans are fucking arseholes
Woman gets free Gecko (and has the audacity to complain
about it…)
Nudes in brief: Rihanna
And finally: Michelle Obama’s gonna funk you up – don’t
believe me just watch
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
Also, read this: http://projectshandy.co.uk/submit/call-for-submissions-mental-health-awareness-week/
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