The news in brief:
Bureaucracy: 1, Common sense: 0
Natural hair colour not natural enough
School confuses ‘education’ with ‘being a drone factory’
Countries continue to spend millions on pissing each other
off
Someone’s been a naughty boy
Attack of the Giant Badgers
Apparently you can die of a broken heart (or maybe with
no-one to nag them, men just start deep frying everything…)
You smell happy (apparently)
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Media has a new favourite way to scaremonger
Politician not too fond of difficult questions
No-one’s too sure where the money’s going to come from
Study states the obvious: anti immigration party most
popular where there’s less immigrants….
Economy still pretty ropey
Pro tip: flying a gyrocopter into the Whitehouse is a good
way to get shot (nearly)
Minor customer service dispute is NOT news
Intolerant bellend in a spot of bother
Ship is pretty fucking big
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
On an aeroplane adventure, you get hit by cosmic rays (but
not changed in the most fantastic ways)
Nudes in brief: Emily Ratajkowski
And finally: with 7 billion humans, it’s only a matter of
time before you find a pair that look alike
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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