The news in brief:
Bile-spewing hate-wizard attracts the attention of the United
Nations
Town tries to eat family
Won’t somebody think of the children!?
Celebrity is totally not sorry
Outrage as advertisement accurately describes product
Arsehole business doesn’t quite get how Twitter works
Pro tip: beaches are for everyone
Pregnant woman due to have baby anytime soon
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Politician may or may not be the Incredible Hulk
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Photobomber probably not a ghost
IKEA will kill us all
Spring weather a bit summery AND a bit wintery
Politician a little bit bigoted
Medieval morality destroys another human life
‘Diversity’ is actually not that harder word to understand
Look, I know this is hard, but rounding up and burning some
murderers to death pretty much makes you as bad as the murderers…
Economy pretty shit for poor homeowner
Turns out cleavage is the secret to free coffee
Study states the obvious: seeds are good for you
Terrifying dictatorship surprises no-one
Nudes in brief: Lady Gaga
And finally: flirtation cards used to be a thing – and on
behalf of awkward people everywhere – we think they should be again…
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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