The news in brief 16th April 2015

As the party leaders bicker like schoolchildren live on TV, desperate to win your votes in the upcoming election, let’s cast our minds back to the blissful summer of 2013 - when Phillip Schofield first set foot on the moon and the NHS help deliver its 300^th baby.   

The news in brief 9^th August 2013:

Historically infertile animal may or may not be pregnant

 
Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Games console manufacturer determined to alienate fans

Government suggests rules should apply to everyone

Fastfood sandwich better than it was in 1973

Newspaper suggests family should secure bigger house before having more kids

Celebrity wears bikini on cruise

Government receives backlash for suggesting rules should apply to everyone

Queue-jumping celebrity kicked out of bakery

Pro tip: Bongo-Bongo Land comments are pretty fucking offensive

Study states the obvious: poor people shop at Lidl

Fracking still a thing

Cyber bullies are fucking shits

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