The news in brief 28th April 2015

The news in brief:

Nature reminds us once again who's in charge 

It turns out not every giant business is totally evil

Wind kicks the shit out of train

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Entire city loses its shit

Awesome mother is awesome

38% of country doesn't quite get democracy

Local council has had enough of your shit

Stop the press: legitimate word played on word game

Politicians caught making things up (allegedly)

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Comedian uncovers dirty pervert plot

Author learns why The news in brief never cracks a joke about you-know-who

Medieval justice system extinguishes eight more lights

Media only cares about two of them

Gimmick quickly forgotten

Turns out money can’t buy happiness

Ignorant fuckbags treat loving father like shit

If the public  don’t like little girl’s face, they can go fuck themselves, sideways, with a rusty iron spike

Study states the obvious: binge drinking is bad for you

Car company makes fuel from AIR and fucking WATER

Dubai prepares to unleash Robocops on the streets of Delta City

Nudes in brief: Millie Mackintosh and Laura Whitmore

And finally: Mad Max tortoise is ready to tear up the road

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