The news in brief:
Woman forgets how to person
Apparently hospitals aren’t busy enough
World remains a pretty hairy place
Terrible tragedy presented as oddity for your amusement
Mars is a bit less dead than we imagines (but still pretty
dead)
Three is hoping to become four…
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Giant aeroplanes are pretty fucking awesome
Smartphones will kill us all
America
is ready for Hilary
United
Kingdom ‘not especially religious’
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Business shamed for fairly sensible decision
iPads will kill us all! (wait, isn’t this the same story as
the Smartphones…?)
Product placement is NOT news
Awesome student not challenged by University Challenge
America
is not ready for Hilary
‘Pro tip: ‘assaulting people is not cool’ applies to famous
people too
Egg-ception! (only a bloody week too fucking late)
Bright flashes probably not aliens
Super rich people can afford stuff you can’t
Internet looses its shit over TV program
Nudes in brief: Billi Mucklow
And finally: coffee and bacon are good for you (for now at
least…)
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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