The news in brief:
You-know-who onto prime suspect number 3...
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Newspaper posts misleading headline
Woman respects another culture
Despicable wankers: 4
Man fucks up own arm. FOR SCIENCE!
Newspaper's love affair with Aldi continues
Diana Watch, day 56: 'Still pretty dead'
Nudes in brief: Sally Gifford Piper, Miranda Kerr
People too dumb to compare prices
The arachnid invasion continues!
Mutilating young women is a Very Bad Thing
Calender has different picture every month
Man enjoyed job
Media misses the point of Minority Report
People use Facebook to find people
Newspaper incites racial hatred
Attention seeking hyperbitch strikes again
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Monday, 4 November 2013
Sunday, 3 November 2013
The news in brief 3rd November 2013
The news in brief celebrity special:
Shocker: wife not fond of husband's mistress
Woman can be bitches
Man and woman may or may not be a couple
Unnamed, unverifiable sources gives us their two cents
Two dresses sort-of similar
Singer changes dress
Married couple pop out for a bit
Reality TV star shows off her bum
Reality TV star shows off her knickers
Singer objects to being assaulted
Musician eats hamburger
People like David Tennant
Pregnant woman goes outside
Actress looks a bit different without make-up
Celebrity has popular party item. At a party.
Reality TV star may have exaggerated 'poverty'
Man wants to clear his to-do list
Opinion: Myleene Klass is pretty
Footballer has more money than sense
Latin dancing a bit saucy
Woman wears dress
Woman doesn't wear dress
Celebrity pops to the shops
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Shocker: wife not fond of husband's mistress
Woman can be bitches
Man and woman may or may not be a couple
Unnamed, unverifiable sources gives us their two cents
Two dresses sort-of similar
Singer changes dress
Married couple pop out for a bit
Reality TV star shows off her bum
Reality TV star shows off her knickers
Singer objects to being assaulted
Musician eats hamburger
People like David Tennant
Pregnant woman goes outside
Actress looks a bit different without make-up
Celebrity has popular party item. At a party.
Reality TV star may have exaggerated 'poverty'
Man wants to clear his to-do list
Opinion: Myleene Klass is pretty
Footballer has more money than sense
Latin dancing a bit saucy
Woman wears dress
Woman doesn't wear dress
Celebrity pops to the shops
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Saturday, 2 November 2013
The news in brief 2nd November 2013
The news in brief horoscope special:
Aries: Sex and hobbies are good for you.
Libra: You may receive something nice. Or not.
Taurus: Don't be a dick.
Scorpio: Being positive is good for you. Get a job.
Gemini: Do your research before starting a business.
Sagittarius: Your friends like you.
Cancer: Being positive is good for you. You might find love in an antique shop. Or maybe not.
Capricorn: Being positive is good for you. Don't be a dick.
Leo: Being positive is good for you.
Aquarius: Being positive is good for you. Get a job.
Virgo: Being positive is good for you.
Pisces: Being positive is good for you. Don't be a dick.
Perhaps they don't expect someone to read all twelve of them.
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Aries: Sex and hobbies are good for you.
Libra: You may receive something nice. Or not.
Taurus: Don't be a dick.
Scorpio: Being positive is good for you. Get a job.
Gemini: Do your research before starting a business.
Sagittarius: Your friends like you.
Cancer: Being positive is good for you. You might find love in an antique shop. Or maybe not.
Capricorn: Being positive is good for you. Don't be a dick.
Leo: Being positive is good for you.
Aquarius: Being positive is good for you. Get a job.
Virgo: Being positive is good for you.
Pisces: Being positive is good for you. Don't be a dick.
Perhaps they don't expect someone to read all twelve of them.
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Friday, 1 November 2013
The news in brief 1st November 2013
The news in brief:
Education system reverts to dark ages
One bad day could scupper your kids' whole future
Footballer keeps it in the family
US admits maybe went a bit too far
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Council wastes thousands watching ill woman pop to the shops
Zombies take over Tokyo
Singer gets a bit raunchy
Evil genie attacks factory
We're going to have some more weather
You-know-who story gets even more soap opera-y
Newspaper incites racial hatred
Model not wearing Halloween costume
Dull middle aged TV presenter suggests his life is dull and middle aged
Nazi dad goes shopping
Government tactic not racist - just really fucking stupid
Nudes in brief: Miley, Lil' Kim, Sarah Armstrong and Daniel Radcliffe
Striking Firemen break strike to be AWESOME HEROES!
'Go Home' vans hilariously unsuccessful
Diana Watch, day 52: 'oddly quiet but still dead'
Exclusive: graffiti suggests light transit railway has you-know-who
Deplorable Prickfaces: 2
Deplorable Prickfaces: 2
Newspaper obsessed with 'celebrity drinks juice' pictures
Everyone from the 70's probably a rapist
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