The news in brief:
Education system reverts to dark ages
One bad day could scupper your kids' whole future
Footballer keeps it in the family
US admits maybe went a bit too far
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Council wastes thousands watching ill woman pop to the shops
Zombies take over Tokyo
Singer gets a bit raunchy
Evil genie attacks factory
We're going to have some more weather
You-know-who story gets even more soap opera-y
Newspaper incites racial hatred
Model not wearing Halloween costume
Dull middle aged TV presenter suggests his life is dull and middle aged
Nazi dad goes shopping
Government tactic not racist - just really fucking stupid
Nudes in brief: Miley, Lil' Kim, Sarah Armstrong and Daniel Radcliffe
Striking Firemen break strike to be AWESOME HEROES!
'Go Home' vans hilariously unsuccessful
Diana Watch, day 52: 'oddly quiet but still dead'
Exclusive: graffiti suggests light transit railway has you-know-who
Deplorable Prickfaces: 2
Deplorable Prickfaces: 2
Newspaper obsessed with 'celebrity drinks juice' pictures
Everyone from the 70's probably a rapist
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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