The news in brief 13th November 2013

The news in brief:

Economy slightly less shit

Pantomime character 'obnoxious not old'

Dead spy found padlocked in holdall 'probably an accident'

Dimbleby to ignore pedants

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Nudes in brief: Courtney Stodden (whoever that is), Amy Willerton, Helen Flanagan, Jeff Probst

Pop star parodies music industry

Commentators miss the joke

'Kim holds North close' headline apparently not about Korea
 
Paparazzi intrude on family crisis

Diana Watch, Day 65: fears for her dress-maker in the jungle. (she's still dead though)

News reader abused for having beliefs

Internet commentators miss the point

Tossers: 4

Man goes to sister's graduation

Woman doesn't wear make-up

Man dyes hair!

Pricks start their own gang

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