The news in brief 27th November 2013

The news in brief:

Shame as The news in brief agrees with attention seeking hyperbitch

Attention-seeking hyperbitch mark II thinks she can tell her employees how to spend their money

Outrage as hard up person enjoys a coffee

Business 'helps' economy buy sending jobs overseas

Santa's sleigh breaks down

Scotland is breaking up with us (but it's keeping all our cool stuff)

Diana Watch 27th November 2013: 'still dead'

Skeleton for sale!

Public figure has sense of humour

PM suggests not giving away all our stuff

Thief has a (tiny) conscience

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Nudes in brief: Charlotte Crosby

SNP promises money for nothing (and chicks for free)

Stupidity's bodycount continues to mount

Boredom blamed for expenses scandal

Police might find Madeline by 'working together'

Breaking news: I've been pronouncing Smaug wrong for 20 years

Newspaper exaggerates unconfirmed speculation

UKIP councillor is (allegedly) a bit of a dick

WHALE EXPLODES!

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