The news in brief 29th November 2013

The news in brief:
Attention seeking hyperbitch thinks women can have babies or careers

Attention seeking hyperbitch thinks reasonable adjustments are unreasonable

Small business owner admits breaking employment laws LIVE ON TV! 

Clown epidemic haunts Norfolk

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Police confirm clowns 'not against the law'

Diana Watch 29th November 2013: police want to quiz super secret SAS team - but can't find them  

Correspondents make sweeping  generalisations

BAH HUMBUG! Head teacher bans mentioning Christmas (until December)

Newspaper misrepresents MP's comments

Black Friday shoppers make you ashamed to be human

Badger culling was a bit hit and miss (mostly miss)

Couple buys house

Girls kinda look like their mum

Women's rights campaigners not happy with equality

SHOCK: Sharing maternity with dad means less leave for mums 

Murdering sub-human bastard scum

Teacher suggests good role models are good role models

Drinking shit loads of cola is bad for you

Genuine Ducktales moneybin for sale!

Nudes in brief: Nina Agdal

Sportsman makes inappropriate joke

Miley whores it up again

We're going to have some weather

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