This week’s celebrity news in brief:
Even someone else's death inexplicably about the Kardashians
Bollocks on ITV2
Woman has legs
Woman updates social media
Woman has audacity to go outside without makeup on
Woman conforms to media's narrow definition of beauty
Selfies are NOT news
Woman wears dress
Woman dresses appropriately for the weather
Breaking news: family eats breakfast
Pregnant woman looks pregnant
Woman wears bikini
Paparazzi intrudes on woman’s holiday
It's only a public display of affection because you've put it on the Internet, assholes
Man gets juice
Stop the press: woman has nipples
Professional prat sparks outrage
Nudes in brief: Rita Ora
And finally: people lose their shit on the Internet
Reading the news so you don't have to…
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