This week’s celebrity news in brief:
Newspaper really upset that it can't air other people's dirty laundry
If we were based 70 miles up the road, we could totally talk about the celebrity threesome
If we were based 70 miles up the road we probably still wouldn't give a shit
Woman wears dress
Woman wears earring with dress
Broken family spends time together
Broken family probably doesn't need paparazzi camping outside their house taking pictures of their child…
Pro tip: taking photos of minors and putting them online is pretty fucking weird
Cleavage still isn't news
Wild speculation masquerading as news
Woman conforms to media's narrow definition of beauty
Model helps to narrow media's definition of beauty a little bit more
Woman wears bikini
Woman updates social media
Actress has the audacity to go outside without makeup
Stop the press: woman pops out to get coffee
Man goes outside
Breaking news: women has arse
Nudes in brief: Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
And finally: reality TV show totally fixed
Reading the news so you don't have to…
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