Today’s news in brief:
Human beings continue to murder each over arbitrary lines in the dirt
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Dictatorship continues its assault on the bottom of the ocean
Aquaman unavailable for comment
Economy still pretty fucked
Nation of impoverished farmers continues to spend money on weapons of mass destruction
Earth shrugs its indifferent shoulders and there's nothing we can do to stop it
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Great British public surprises no-one
Conspiracy theorists might have been a little bit right
Nation threatens to spit its dummy out
Drones will kill us all
Breaking news: laws apply to famous people too
First biscuits, then ice-cream now we're running out of prosecco…
Routine follow-up is not news
Victim-blaming still a thing
Diana Watch 2016: couple sit on bench. Still dead.
Man with gold hat sorts out 0.001% of a problem
Nudes in brief: Chanelle Hayes
Out campaign should have registered the domain name sooner… www.voteleave.co.uk
Reading the news so you don't have to…
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