Today's news in brief:
Mystery sphere totally left by aliens
Couple want to keep it in the family
Man just saying what we're all thinking
Demonstration does not go to plan
Ice cream shortage predicted in time for summer
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Human beings treat dog like shit
Pro tip assholes: teenage boys are the ones responsible for teenage boys’ sexual urges.
Vigilantes make error in judgement
Skynet totally welcome on UK’s roads
Hilarious dictatorship becoming slightly frightening
Tax returns surprise no-one
Perhaps he’s just really good at what he does…
Man totally just wanted a sandwich
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Civil servants forget how to person
Bar set pretty fucking low for latest body-shaming story
Study states the obvious : cars not actually possessed by evil spirits
Diana Watch 2016: still dead (seriously, that's the whole story)
Nudes in brief: Riley Keough
And finally: man didn't really know what he'd signed up for...
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