Today’s news in brief:
Happy birthday Your Majesty!
2016 strikes again
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Remember kids: every man on Earth is a potential rapist just waiting for the opportunity to slip on a dress and take advantage of supermarket’s new trans-friendly toilets…
Fear-mongering idiots
Man's Lorry is better than yours
Man's wallet too small for all his fifties and his diamond shoes are too tight
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Bad news: bacon bad for you again
Outrage as trainees caught training
Government remembers that the North East exists
Dictatorship gets scarier and scarier every day
Even terrorist nutjobs need a summer holiday. Hopefully.
Dog was really fucking old
Terrifying ghostly figure probably not a ghost. Probably.
Newspaper highlights importance of feminism
Same newspaper tells women what to wear at work to succeed….
Study states the obvious: sugar is bad for you
Nudes in brief: Natasha Oakley
And finally: you've probably been brushing your teeth all wong…
Reading the news so you don't have to…
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