Today's news in brief:
What a week it’s been! In the last few days we’ve had:
A lone wolf terrorist shoots at a cop in America
Knifeman attacks police station in France
Gunplay in McDonald’s carpark
Gang rapes in Germany
Mass shooting in Egypt
Missing family found buried in a garden
Meanwhile a man who models himself on the Emperor from Star Wars run for government
You try making jokes about that! I mean, we’re a pair of funny fuckers but there are goddamned limits.But then God loves a tryer so here goes:
China tears down its Megazord
Newspaper reinforces regional stereotypes
Railway enthusiasts somewhat excited
Film does really fucking well
Record breaking game of hide-and-seek finally ended
Mad suggestion that we could drop food instead of bombs sometimes
Online petition to end online petitions is a thing. And it’s wonderful
Doctor forgets how to person
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Anonymous cunts abuse their Internet privileges
Internet doesn’t understand false economy
Nudes in brief: Ashley James
And finally: adorable baby is adorable...
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
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