Today’s new in brief:
Product placement totally isn’t news
Big business plans to fuck over increasing gullible customer base
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
The Internet feels ways about Junior Doctors’ strike
Mad suggestion that the people who fix us when we’re broken should have adequate rest
Study states the obvious: red bull and coffee no substitute for sleep
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Just so you know, you get indigenous rapists and murderers too…
Train delayed by wrong kind of sunshine…
… is the sort of lazy reporting you’d expect from some dirty tabloid. Would you rather a train driver risk killing people for the sake of a few minutes wait?
Our ‘emotional support animal’ would totally be an emu
Science is fucking awesome… but you’re going to have to read about gravitational waves for yourself because we can’t bend our heads around it
Incredible hypocrisy
Well-meaning blogger no good at maths
Lottery fever!
Looks like we’re going to need a bigger billboard!
Wintery weather due until at least spring
Stock market about to shit itself
Stars in their bras: Stephanie Davis
And finally: jubilant (albeit linguistically challenged) celebration of life goes viral
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