Today’s news in brief:
White, cis-gendered heterosexual couple think system is unfair
North Korea’s wizards have done it again
Economy still pretty shit
Prominent scientist has both seen, and understood, the Terminator
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Pointless debate is pointless
Celebrity hate-engine has zero fucks to give
Nothing starts a career like being saddled with even more debt...
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
People act like cunts of the Internet
Mad suggestion: woman owns her own body and she can wear what the fuck she likes
Telephone scam pretty phishy
Cloud formation probably not restaurant-critiquing tyre-man
TWITTER IS DOWN. REPEAT TWITTER IS DOWN. EVERYONE REMAIN CALM!
Hoax bomb threats are absolutely, positively NOT funny
Relax everyone, Twitter’s back…
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits? Puttin' out the Ritz
Diana Watch 2016: BBC shoehorns her into a headline. Still dead.
Stars in their bras: Frankie Essex
And finally: Trump not banned from the UK. But he's not coming to our house for tea and he's not allowed to play with our LEGO
Reading the news so you don’t have to....
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