This week’s celebrity news in brief:
Couple pops to the shop
Breaking news: even celebrities need groceries
Woman has legs
Public breakdown is not entertainment
Woman updates social media
Cleavage is NOT news
Woman wears a dress
Paparazzi intrudes on woman’s holiday
Woman wears clothes appropriate for the weather
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
There’s nothing remotely newsworthy about playing games whilst on holiday
Heterosexuals continue to undermine the sanctity of marriage
Big Brother inexplicably still on
The finer details of a couple’s divorce are none of our fucking business
Wild speculation
Pro tip: it’s only a ‘public’ display of affection because you assholes took a picture and put it online
Woman wears trousers
Newspaper feels ways about woman’s outfit
Newspaper continues to perv on minor
Woman fails to conform to media’s narrow definition of beauty
People ‘keeping a low profile’ probably don’t want their picture in the papers…
Nudes in brief: Millie Mackintosh
And finally: man wears coat
Reading the ‘news’ so you don’t have to....
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