This week’s celebrity news in brief:
Beloved childhood legend comes back to life and dies all over again. Again.
Cleavage is not news
Parent displays normal parent-like behavior
Paparazzi behaviour bordering on stalker-y
Media intrudes on private moment
Woman wears clothes appropriate for activity
Man updates social media
Wild speculation
Woman wears bikini
Woman conforms to media's narrow definition of beauty
Model fails to conform to media's narrow definition of beauty
Man’s breakdown inexplicably our business
Woman wears dress
Friends caught spending time together
Breaking news: family caught spending time together
Hat somehow newsworthy
Princess clearly not ‘wrestling' with suitcase
Leave the man alone - he’s probably trying to buy a fucking bookcase
Man pops to the shop
Stars in their bras: Abi Titmuss
And finally: whose whole job is it to follow famous people around, poised with a camera, just in case a nipple pops out…?!
Reading what can only generously be called news, so you don't have to…
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