The news in brief:
Great British public not too keen on actually reading the
article
Great British public very keen to spew ignorance all over
the Internet after just reading the headline
Bureaucracy gone mad!
Health and fucking safety
U.S. President probably not being manipulated by
shape-shifting reptiles
Shock revelation surprises no-one
Sea Monster!
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Public figure suggests that maybe there are two sides to
every story
Fracking will kill us all
Medieval morality goes back to being terrible as soon as the
media stops caring
Maths is fucking hard
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Seriously: product placement is not news
Weather looks set to be appropriate for this time of year
Study states the obvious: very rich people have lots of
money
Mad suggestion that people aren’t actually born bastards…
Picnic delivery is apparently a thing now
Diana Watch 2015: photographers are taking pictures of her niece
now. Still dead
Minor customer service failures blown out of all proportions
by sensationalist scaremongers
Don’t worry, Greece
will totally get the next round. They’re good for it…
Nudes in brief: everyone is oddly clothed today
And finally: mind-control cyborg zombie machine somehow not
as cool as robot that plays child’s game….
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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