The news in brief:
Some people just want to have their cake and eat it…
Mass extinction is a pretty worrying thing
Thieves take the biscuit
Statistical probability is not news
Area 51 probably not full of aliens
The robot uprising has totally begun
Crabs!
Woman did what with a dog now?!
Given an audience and anonymity, people will act like cunts
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Taxi driver lives the dream
Woman wants help making her garden more gay
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Kid is pretty fucking good at golf
Economy set to get even shitter
Sugar will kill us all!
Book review surprises no-one
North
Korea cures all of the world’s worst
diseases (including gullibility)
Study states the obvious: healthy food is healthy
Product placement still isn’t news
Pro tip: it’s still terrorism, even if the bad guys are
white
Nudes in brief: Lena Headey(’s
body double)
And finally: another shooting and another hate crime. No
fluff piece to end on today, just the sad wish that the world was a better
place
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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