The news in brief:
FIFA exec owns up to having his fingers in the till
People quite like London
Economy still a bit shit
Internet is crawling with intolerant arseholes
People quite like pudding
Pro tip: mums aren’t the only kind of parent
Journalist doesn’t check their fact
The Queen is totally fucking alive
Country decides that its citizens aren’t entitled to freedom
anymore
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Study states the obvious: people with less appreciate stuff
more
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Litter bug is a gigantic twat
Science is fucking awesome: NASA tests flying saucer
New supersonic jet will make London
to New York a
plausible commute
Man empties his piggy bank
Business is pretty fucking tactless
Judge dishes out some well-deserved justice
Shop may be over-reacting just a tiny bit
Swan kicks dog’s ass
Judge tells it like it is
Nudes in brief: Chloe Sims
And finally – little boys grows his hair out to make wigs
for cancer suffers. Other kids give him a hard time, but this little hero has
exactly zero shits to give.
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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